Y2K and ISO 9000 (Subtitle: Of Pants Pee-ers and Other Dysfunctionals).



One more crisis? One more "engineered" crisis? One more non-event?

If you don't believe in something, the danger is that you will fall for anything, or so the saying goes, more or less.

Is y2k one of those dangers that only exist in your mind because of "them?"

How do I know? How do you know?

Can you take some very basic knowledge and refute the whole "y2k" scenario? Well, start by listing what you know.

I'll help you by listing what I know.




You are being "toyed" with again. "They" are playing games with you. "They" are running a simulation on your responses. "They" have considered the outcomes. "They" know where "they" want you when this is all over.

Think about early computers being developed in order to run simulations. Hey, here's a wild idea: simulate what will happen when you try to set the date on your computer to the year 2000!

Computer won't work with 2000 for a date? Well, here's a tough one. Insert some code that tests for the year. If the year is 2000, go over to a different area of the program, treat the date as required, set up a few things, and continue on. This the kind of elementary stuff every beginning programmer learns to do!

Do you know how many programmers and companies do something like this every year? Consider, if you will, the businesses that provide software for you to do your federal income taxes. A myriad of changes have to be dealt with every year. "y2k" is a walk in the park compared to that! And, it is done annually or more frequently, not just once a century!

How many systems really need a date to function anyway? Is a date absolutely necessary? Or, is some officious jerk demanding one? Does the date matter? Should anyone care if a different date, not the actual date, is used?

What if all the social security checks were printed with the wrong date and then had the right date added by another machine. Would that be a viable solution?

Before we had "experts" to scare us about everything, we had decent hardworking people who could solve problems like "y2k" (with "work-arounds," if need be). This is the kind of thing that the men and women I admire took in their daily stride, and then they went home and played. For today's modern "professional," that is too crude. It is beneath them, elitists that "they" are. It hasn't tied us all in knots and it hasn't demanded enough resources. "Don't you understand, we have a crisis! Another crisis! Give us attention. Give us power. Give us money."

Well, "they" are nothing but "pants pee-ers." There is no way that "they" should be mistaken for men (or women). "They" need deep therapy. Their mothers and grandmothers probably fought over them when they were just "wee" ones. "Wee-wee." I bet "they" were bed-wetters too. Not too worry, Hillary and Tipper will have a program for "them!" I am sure "they" can make this into a major crisis. Suggestion: Bill Clinton can be "their" poster-boy!"

You don't think y2k preparations could be used for cover, for an excuse, while "they" get the gestapo ready, do you?



to be continued . . .



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